Hi everyone! It's me, Mitch, and mom needs help from all of you boy doggies.
This is a very personal matter and I can't believe she is putting my peepee habits out there, but she is!
My sissy, Maggie, pees on command. She's always done that and mom loves it. It makes it very easy when it's time to go somewhere because we can just move it along.
Well, I don't peepee on command. I pee when I have to and lots of times I choose to look at the sky and count stars or pretend that there are burglars next door and I need to step up bigtime and guard my mom or maybe I just want to poke along. You get the picture.
It doesn't matter if there is snow and ice on the ground or if there is green grass and the temps are mild.
I can hold it from 9 at night to 7AM the next morning and it's not a problem. I don't drink a whole heck of a lot of water so this is probably a factor.
Mom says I'm a wierdo about doing poos too - I have to find exactly the right spot, no matter where it is and of course, my nearly perfect sissy who never does anything wrong poos anytime anywhere and she's always getting praised for a job well done.
Can you see all of this ice in our driveway? Try and walk on it or better yet, try and pee or poo on it! Girl Scout Maggie has no problems in this department. As long as she's outside, she goes!
So all of you boys - do you do your peepees shortly after you get outside first thing in the morning or do you have to be coaxed and theatened that there will be no cookies for you if you don't go? Can you all hold it for a million hours too like me? I'm sick and tired of listening to mom go on and on about this so what's the scoop?