This morning on our walkie, I spotted duck poop in the middle of the street and I decided to throw myself down in the middle of the road and smear the poo all over the right side of my face. Mom was most displeased with me and when we got home, she pulled me into the bathroom and filled the sink with shampoo diluted water and took a washcloth and scrubbed the side of my face until I was clean once again.
What was so wrong with what I did, mom? I knew you guys would understand.
Love ya lots♥
Molly
Molly you are so funny. OMDs I'm cracking up here. Angel Toto the mighty Mini dachshund truly loved a rub of road kill scent off the car tires or mystery poop. Sometimes a gal has to follow her nose not her heart.
ReplyDeleteI love your chimes.
Hugs Cecilia
I can never figure out why rolling in stinky goodness makes the humans freak out!
ReplyDeleteI don't see anything wrong with you rolling around in duck poop. I'm just saying.
ReplyDeleteYou're so cute, Molly. You need your mom to link this post to Awww Mondays. You sure do qualify.
Have a woof woof day, Molly. My best to your mom. ♥
My Monday was pretty good too Molly, although sadly it did not include a roll in duck poop.
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Toodle pip!
Bertie.
I got the same treatment Molly after I rolled in birdie poop down my garden yesterday. There are baby birdies in the nesting box so theres quite a selection of birdie poop, hehe
ReplyDeleteMy Mum LUFFS your Irises, they are one of her favourite flowers
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Sounds like a pawfect day, Molly!!
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Rosy, Jakey & Arty
PeeEss...Angel Dory also love to stop anywhere and rub her face in stinky stuff BOL!
WE all got groomed at the vet's kennel last week, and to say the very least, Mom was so NOT happy with the way we came out. Damp and not fully blown - sheesh, that groomer was really dumb. But you look great and we don't understand why a little duck poop didn't just make it even more perfect.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Pee Ess - we loved the bells.
ReplyDeleteDoes look like a TEN! Just a perfect day.
ReplyDeleteDon't understand the peeps. When Roxy rolls in something aromatic, she usually gets a hose bath....on jet!
Love your mom's bells! As for you using duck poo for perfume, it's an acquired taste so try it again. Your mom might grow to love it as much as you do, Molly. Just don't tell her I suggested it.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have good weather you're way. Still awfully chilly here. We had a tornado touch down in our town on Sunday but we were away and our house is just fine.
ReplyDeleteMolly, if you eat the poop, really fast like, there's nothing the humans can do about it. BOL
ReplyDeleteLove, Luke
Wag 'n Woof Pets
PS...Momz says please send that nice breeze this way. Ours is more like a cold wind today.
Too bad you had to get a bath but that goose poop sure smells great doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteWay to go gurl!!!!! I have yet to pull off the 'duck poop roll' , butts you give me hope I can do it!!! I just have to find me some ducks....
ReplyDeleteCan I come overs? It's suppose to be like 90 tomorrows...too warm for me! I would loves to do zoomies with you!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Duck poop?? LUCKY!
ReplyDeleteAnd ya really didn't mind da baff? Are ya feeling ok??
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteMolly, a ten-rated Monday is something special, I must say!!! I could do with a day like that - I's been crook with a virus since I landed back at the Hutch!!! Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
Oh boy! If we rolled in ducky poo, we would be in big trouble! Better try to stay clean for a while.
ReplyDeleteLucky Molly ... I've nevereverever found duckypoo on one of my walks. Bummer.
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Lulu: "I understand completely, Molly! I mean, I haven't had a bath here yet, but one does have to keep oneself properly perfumed."
ReplyDeleteCharlee: "By rolling in stinky things? Isn't that kind of weird?"
Chaplin: "Says the cat who likes to stick her face inside Mama's stinky shoes."
Oh Molly you must not roll in things you shouldn't!!! Treacle does it to me all the time, she is just washed and clean and looking lovely and she then finds something horrible to roll in!!!!! Your day looks perfect and the Iris are just wonderful. Love the chimes. Hugs, Susie xx
ReplyDeleteWell... it's one thing to roll in duck poop. It's quite another thing to EAT it and them poop it out the other end. That is an experience accompanying humans find quite disturbing. Believe me, it comes out like black tar and takes a mighty amount of bathing to deal with.
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