This morning on our walkie, I spotted duck poop in the middle of the street and I decided to throw myself down in the middle of the road and smear the poo all over the right side of my face. Mom was most displeased with me and when we got home, she pulled me into the bathroom and filled the sink with shampoo diluted water and took a washcloth and scrubbed the side of my face until I was clean once again.
What was so wrong with what I did, mom? I knew you guys would understand.
Love ya lots♥