7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
1. Sleep on the sofa - we aren't allowed up there!
2. Go inside a pizza parlor and climb into a booth with mom and dad!
3. Eat a whole half gallon of ice cream in one sitting!
4. Ride in the grocery cart while mom grocery shops!
5. Eat 25 apples in one day!
6. Sit right beside Maggie in that pizza booth!
7. I want my own half gallon of ice cream too!
7 Things I Do Now
1. Walkies every day, except in the pouring rain
2. Enjoy every morsel of my breakie and dindin
3. Get plenty of rest - I'm 10!
4. Help mom cook every chance I get!
5. Spend lots of time with dad in his workshop
6. Dig lots of holes right outside the barn entrance to see who will break their ankle first!
7. Try and steal Maggie's toys upstairs and not get caught!
7 Things I Can't Do
1. Put treats on top of my nose and wait to eat them!
2. Do a long down-stay. What for?
3. Roll over!
4. Stop barking at the mailman and the UPS man - they're my enemies!
5. Stop racing through the house when it's time to eat dindin! I get in bigtime trouble for this!
6. Be off leash! Mom is afraid she'd never see me again!
7. Eat 25 apples in one day! Evil mom won't let me!
7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex
1. Kind eyes
2. A muscle butt
3. Great smelling breath
4. An attitude
5. Short women - I like them shorter than I am
6. A cute butt
7. Spring in her step!
7 Things That I Say Most Often
1. Stop biting my foot, Mitch!
2. Stop biting on my tail, Mitch!
3. Get off me you big dummy!
4. Please go away and let me sleep!
5. Wanna play, Maggie?
6. It's MINE!
7. Can we go out for ice cream tonight?!
7 Celebrities That I Admire
2. Rin Tin Tin
3. Hector, in the Ballad of Hector, the Stowaway dog. Hector is an Airedale!
4. Rexx, the Irish Terrier in Firehouse Dog
5. Winn Dixie
7. Toto from the Wizard of Oz
7 who get to do this now
1. Charlie, the Heeler
2.George, the Rottie
We helped mom make dindin tonight and we got to sample red peppers! Yummmmmmmmmm
So until next time..............
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch