I did a bad thing. I stole mom's pretty wool pansy mat off the cobbler's bench and I pulled some of the pretty purple beads off of it. I didn't eat any of the beads. I just spit them out and she found them on the floor.
I'm sorry, mom. I didn't mean to do it.
I have so many bigboy privileges that mom forgets that I'm still a puppy.
Love ya lots♥